Y'know, some folks don't seem to be too concerned about what their members, er, I mean their members and their mere users, have to say about quality concerns. (If you are not a native speaker of English, don't be afraid; your English is fine, but this song is written in dialect.)

To save you the trouble of writing out the lyrics, these are close (they changes as these songs are developed sometimes). We at the DanglingParticiples thank you for your downloads and support. Feel free to forward this to a handful of translator friends.

I'm more than a redneck
I'm not just a trailer punk
I even went on Jeopardy
But man, I really stunk

Then I met me a guy name of Hen-e-ry
At that Hootin' Holler language PowWow,
(Don't I just feel so lucky
Our trailer's got the Internet now!)
He told me as how there's a game on his site
He knows that my smarts can win
So I bought me a six-pack of Backwoods Brew
And honey, I dived right in

I'm a-clickin' and a-answerin' them KudoZ
Just rackin' 'em up day and night,
Don't make me no nevermind my English ain't so good
Cause it don't even matter if they're right
When I answer me a question on that big city board
I always feel so bright,
Got me 89,037 answers now
And near ten percent of 'em's right

Yestidday someone had a real hard word
They din't know what that furrin term meant,
Wasn't any language anybody'd ever heard,
I knew then that I was heaven sent!
I clicked right upon it and I gave 'em the answer,
At least that was my intent,
I got me 89,038 answers now
And with 10 percent right I'm content

Don't need me no fancy fluency
No reference materials too
I paid in my money, I'm a member, not a user
I'm a real Pro now, not some Amateur loser...

Now my whole gol-dang extended family
Is coming over here to play along
They's all helping out with translatifyin' questions,
And the KOG's sure gettin' long,
No disagrees yet, I'm first in the directory
Be it medicine, artsy stuff or nuclear trajectory
Thanks to people just like me
The marketing proZ that run Pro-Zeeeeeeee
have got them
One million, 89,031 Kudoz answers
And only 90 percent of 'em wrong
(Hit doesn't matter)
Only 90 percent of 'em wrong
(We're all ProZ here!)
Only 90 percent of KudoZ - are - wrong.

P.S. Dear Henry: do you think as how you could send me a coon dog fer those KudoZ points I done earned? I'm havin' a real hard time redeemin' those darn things.

Concerning censorship and privacy issues on a Web forum

Concerning censorship and privacy issues on a Web forum